Funny Friday Photos: Bath by Cat?

Happy Friday all you Funny Friday Photos Fiends!!

Is everyone ready for Halloween weekend? My children keep asking me if clowns are going to steal children and kill them this Halloween. The random, roaming clowns are 2016's answer to the bogey man.

At least it is for a large number of adults.

So, on a different note, how many of you have irritating bugs that just won't die in your environment still? We've had a freeze or two, but the fruit flies, no-see-ums and mosquitos just won't die!!

This is me after I've destroyed the house trying to kill any number of nasty biting insects or purely annoying flies. I have found that lilac oil is an amazing insect bite treatment. It takes the itch out and totally heals the bite much faster than Cortizone10. Apparently it helps to repel bed bugs and mosquitos. And peppermint oil is a repellent for spiders and ants.

Okay, okay. Let's see some funny photos! If you recognize any of these, let me know if I've used them before. I don't think I have, but it's been several years of photos.

So very the way I feel when my kids argue with me.

Another sarcastic sign.

Never thought about it, but quite true.

Why, Mittens! What big teeth you have!

And a pun...

My favorite is the no need to shower cat. Deranged animals crack me up, apparently. Except for deranged humans. They're just scary...

Any one in particular you like this time?

Thanks so much, Suzi, Veronica and David for commenting last time! 

Funny Friday Photos: Creepy Sloth is Creepy

Happy Friday!

So, my entire family LOVED the 2Cellos concert. We had so much fun and they were amazing to watch. They have a new video coming out today, so if you are interested, look up the 2Cellos on YouTube. I'd put the link here, but the video hasn't been released as of yet.

On our drive to Kansas City my husband helped me figure out what needs to happen in the new chapter two of Through the Fairy Ring. I think it's going to be good. What I am loving most about this part of the process is seeing how everything is fitting together. I am thankful to Kelley Gershke for suggesting I work on the story goal a little more.

Let's get on with some photos! Last week's winner was:

All photos are from I Can Has Cheeseburger. Also, a profanity warning - one of the pictures this week has a bad word in the caption. I debated if I should include it, but it really is a good caption to the picture, so I went with it.

Here we go!

Puns!

My favorite is the profane penguin. There's just something about how the dolphins are looking at it. Makes me chuckle.

What's your favorite?

Did you have a good week?

Funny Friday Photos: Pop-up Insects

Happy Friday to all!

Through the Fairy Ring is to the editor! Yay for the third draft being done! I'm looking forward to seeing her suggestions for improvement. I think I'm on schedule for a May release date, even if she makes a lot of suggestions.

While I'm waiting, I'll be doing some beta-reading of my own and I'm going to make a map! There's a lot more travelling between lands in TTFR, and I think it's confusing. I'll share it here first, so be watching. I haven't decided if I'll put it on my website, or if I want to include it in the book. Potential formatting issues scare me.

Not as much as Donald Trump though. I think the US has gone crazy. And what's this about a Go Fund Me account to get Kanye West out of debt? Is that for real? If it is, I am appalled. I can hardly look at news anymore. The ignorance found there is astounding. E-gads.

So, want to get lost in some funny photos? Last week's winner is:

Here's the new photos:

Via jackblk

How I felt last week when my husband was gone.

Now that they mention it...

That's just cruel, in a funny sort of way.

A pun:

I can't really say which is my favorite. The exacto knife and the mixer are both cute.

How about you? Did you like any in particular?

Have a great weekend!

All photos found on icanhascheeseburger.com.

Funny Friday Photos: Tossed Word Salad

Happy Friday!

Not much talking today. I've been editing, single-mothering while my husband was on a business trip, and working. It's been a busy, exhausting week. I can't tell you how lucky I feel to have a partner, especially one as wonderful a dad and husband as mine is.

I hope you enjoy the photos. It's a little short this week, because I'm falling asleep at the computer and I can't find a last photo. Please forgive me!

Here's the new photos:

This is me, Boy 1 and Boy 2. I didn't think we'd be fighting for the remote until they were teens. I was wrong!

And, sadly, enjoying it more than any adult programming on tv lately.

Photo by KakaduTheParot

 PUN!

I like Please Slow Drively. I can so relate. I can't seem to say the right word for anything lately. I try to tell the boys to go wash their hands and end up saying something stupid like "go wash the dogs" because I'm looking at the dogs. I fear for the future.

Have a very Happy Valentines day! If you think you won't get a Valentine this year, come to my blog on Sunday. I'll make one for you!

Were you able to find a favorite photo this week?

Funny Friday Photos: What Does a Square-Root Look Like?

Happy Friday!

The good news in my life is that my house is sold! Yay!

It sold in two days. Crazy. Now I'm holding my breath that everything goes according to plan and we close when we're supposed to.

The bad news is that we're supposed to close in two weeks, which means I'm back to not being able to write, because I've got to get the rest of our house moved to my new town.

As of tomorrow at 3:45 p.m., I will be officially unemployed for the first time since I was, like, fifteen. The future is wide open...and a little scary.

But! Let's do some laughing. Last week's funniest photo is:

Here's some new, and hopefully funny, photos:

Totally what it feels like when you have to get up before the sun rises.

Puns!

I really can't pick a favorite this week. There's a bunch I liked, including the Kraken vacation, square root and planking cat.

Do you have a clear favorite?

Any good news you'd like to share?

Funny Friday Photos - Cats, Dogs and an Unimpressed Whale

Congratulations! You made it through another week! And so did I!

My sad news of the week is my husband hurt his knee and so I'll be running the Insane Inflatable 5K all alone. I feel bad, because the only reason he was running it was so I wouldn't be by myself. He hates running. Unfortunately, they don't offer refunds, and there isn't anyone to transfer his registration to, so he'll be getting an expensive t-shirt.

Last week's winner for funniest photo was:

I had a vote for the cat on Twitter, too, which put it above "the spring around the corner" pun. Here are the new photos:

Just this week a couple was making out in the driveway of the school as I left. Not only was it inconsiderate for them to be all over each other in the middle of the road, but their decision to do so at an elementary school was totally inappropriate. I wanted to run them over... 

That is the most bizarre cat I've ever seen.

Why is that?

The whale is unimpressed.

That seems like a pretty cruel joke for a bird of prey.

I did have to look a couple of times to try to figure it out.

Wet cats are funny. Angry wet cats are funnier.

A feel-good pun:

This weekend I am taking Boys 1 and 2 to stay with my mother for several weeks. They're already out of school and I still have two weeks. People keep telling me I'll enjoy myself, but I'm not so sure. I like having them around and get anxious when I'm not near them. I guess I'll need to meditate a lot. And write a lot to distract myself.

My favorite this week is the dog with the bone.

Did you have a favorite?

Are you doing anything fun this weekend?