How are you feeling this Friday?
Like the happy dog below?
I was feeling pretty good until I paid some unexpected bills. Then I felt like this:
Exactly like my bank account. I'm sad to announce the days of being a full-time writer are over. I've started looking for a job. Please keep your fingers crossed for me.
Last week's winner was:
Here's some new funny for you!
| In honor of hunting season starting soon. |
| Oops, I read it... |
A couple of cephalopod jokes, because my kids are into squids and octopuses right now.
Puns!
My favorite is a tie between the horrified elk and the bartender with "womanly legs."
What's your favorite?
Bartender with the legs.
ReplyDeleteI loved the happy dog in the back pack. I hate that you are job searching. It's a hard job market, but you are determined and intelligent. You will find a job. I know from being a rare blood courier how hard it is to work and write and publish. Whew! But we can do this. Thanks for the support on Twitter. :-)
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ReplyDeleteI first read this post this morning on my phone. Small screen. And I was reading in bed before I got up for the day. (So pre-contacts too) With the bartender one, I thought--what's so funny about that. Somebody just photoshopped a woman's legs onto him. So now, later, I came to your site on my computer--hence with a nice big screen. And now I see the whole picture and the woman standing at the side and can appreciate it more. :)
ReplyDeleteSometimes you do need to see the full picture before you can make a judgement. ;)
Sorry about your empty bag of cheezie poofs. I hope you find what you're looking for. Let me know when you apply for something and I'll send those good vibes your way. :)
Oh dear, well, I hope you find a job which will leave you tons of time to write Lara, or maybe bring you so much inspiration that writing will come naturally and easily in the time you can find. :D Loving the bartender. Have to send that one to Robert and he'll more than likely stick it on his turbo mini forum and cause all sorts of mayhem. :D And also, because I scuba dive, love the that's a Morey photo. (Although it's really an oh-my-god rather than a creepy or crawly in my diving book, because they can really anchor, gren your arm and then hang on to you for a very long time!) Big hugs for a brilliantly productive week. :
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