Saturday, June 10, 2017

Silly Saturday Photos: Assassin Turtles

First off, Happy Weekend!!

Secondly, I'm so sorry! I didn't realize until Sunday night I'd not made a post for last week. I weighed going ahead and writing one up, but decided to just wait for this week's post. However, I'm not going to let not posting become a habit again. It was just a really busy weekend!

We're lucky because there's actually funny photos! I hope you enjoy the pickings this week. :)

Actually, not very LOL at all!



Boy 2 is begging to get  a Leopard Gecko. They are cute, aren't they?









The boys were asking me what you put the "rectangles in to hear them, like in Guardians of the Galaxy." Took me a bit to realize they were talking about cassette tapes and tape players. Egads, but I'm getting old!
Caption by DJAussie




Puns!








Photos this week came from a variety of places - the ones not marked came off of icanhascheeseburger or pinterest (which means they could be from anywhere.)

I personally liked the turtles, especially the one threatening a "mostly slow" death.

Have a great week and see you next weekend!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Lazy Saturday Photos: A Cozy Mystery Setting?

It's been tough to find funny photos the last couple of weeks, so I thought this week I'd do a random photo post, instead. Welcome to Lazy Saturday photos!

I've been toying with writing  a cozy mystery. I know, I know. I have a contemporary fantasy I need to get finished and really shouldn't be thinking about anything else. But, I haven't written anything new in a really long time, and I think I'm finally sorting through my writerly issues and am ready to soldier on (I'll need to do a blog post on that some day.) And the plotting of a new story is some of the best fun I have in writing.

So, anyway...back to why I should write a cozy mystery... I love Murder She Wrote and mystery dramas on television, read reams of cozy mysteries, and realized many of the thrillers I've enjoyed over the years owe much to the mystery genre as well. Even my own books are kind of mysteries hidden behind a fantasy veneer. And my love of mystery, specifically of the cozy variety, came early to me, as I loved the Encyclopedia Brown books, Trixie Belden and Nancy Drew as a child.

My home town (the current one) kind of lends itself as a setting. It's not very big (25,000 people) but still big enough to have complex relationships. We've got a college, a community college, a museum, library, courts, crime, (limited) retail, a nifty downtown area, bike paths, and will be at totality of the solar eclipse this summer. Seventy-five percent of the population is retired, and people still wave and smile at each other, go to the parks on a hot summer day, and attend high school sports events. And it's beautiful here! Lots of trees, green grass and flowers. There is a seedy underside, of course. My husband is a probation officer and I hear about some of the problems of the area from co-workers, too. It's not perfect, but it seems like a nice setting for a cozy mystery, a la the Cat Who books.

So, I thought I'd take you on a tour of our town today. My family and I went for a bike ride this morning, and I took some photos of a couple of the places we went by. I'll share just a few that give an idea of what I find appealing about this little town.

We started off by going to the park where bricks were made many years ago. The stacks are still standing and the size of the park is immense. It's more like an over-sized meadow than a park, with lush green grass and graceful trees sharing the space with an amphitheater and some pretty ancient playground equipment my kids adore.

This picture was actually taken on a different day.




Then we headed downtown and decided to stop for a bite to eat.




I always forget how expensive Jimmy Johns is. So much time passes between our visits to the restaurant, because of how expensive it is, I forget and then am always shocked at the tab when we do go. Today was no different. It will now be another 9 mos to a year before we eat at Jimmy Johns again.



This is one panel of a connected row of buildings whose rear exteriors are painted in a colorful mural along the bike path. I liked this one because of the flying moose. Just joking. I'm actually quite perplexed at the flying moose. It's not like there are moose in Nebraska. In any case, all the panels are whimsical and bright. Very interesting to look at, and I imagine have meaning to the area.



Just a picture of my family going down the bike path. I'm so enchanted with the amount of trees in this town. Very different from where we lived in Wyoming.



The bike path follows a viaduct over the train tracks. I love how train tracks look when seen from above. They seem to hold a promise of travel and novelty. Even if you aren't going to be hopping a train soon!



This was new along the path. We can't tell if it's someone's personal tree house or if it was built along the path for the public to play in.

And then finally we ended up at a different park than the morning. Actually, by taking the bike path in a big (10-12 mile) circle, we managed to go through the three major parks in town. This one has new equipment, old equipment and a spray park. We enjoyed all three, proving once again that playgrounds aren't just for children, they're for the young at heart.


I hope everyone had as nice a Saturday morning as we did. I decided to limit my social media/internet usage today, so as to not taint the day with the craziness of the outside world. I wish all of the world could have some of the peace and contentment I had today.

Have a wonderful week and I'll see you next Saturday!

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Silly Saturday Post - A Conglomeration

Happy Weekend!

All right. I give up. I've been looking at photos for at least an hour and a half, and could only find just a few photos. I'll include a funny video at the bottom, instead. My boys showed it to me, and it really did make me laugh.

How has everyone been? May is turning out to be a stressful. Work is stressful because I've been buried with assessments. I've also been glued to the internet about all this political stuff. I waste a ton of time trying to figure out all that's been happening. It's all so overwhelming, and I'm going to have to give myself a time-limit. It's making me crazy, cranky, and uber-distracted.

Last weekend I had a lot of fun coming up with a story idea for a Wattpad challenge, but still have to write the actual story. It's flash fiction--very, very short flash fiction--so hopefully I'll get it done this weekend. My other happy times this week have been listening to my kids practice their musical instruments and going for walks. One son is playing What A Wonderful World on his cello (among other songs, but that's my favorite), and the other is working on Ain't No Mountain High Enough (again, among other songs.) We've been exploring Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, 50's, 70's, classical and recent pop music. It's been a lot of fun.

Okay! Here's the photos. Hopefully they at least make you smile!





Do you think this is photo-shopped? If not, that's actually a scary picture.

I visit Nursing Facilities and can never find the front door. What do NF's have against marking their entrances clearly?


Not funny - just cool!
We do have a pun this week!




And a video.  The boys found it. It's from Bad Lip Reading's YouTube channel. There's all kinds of videos there, including other funny Star Wars ones.




I hope you all have an awesome weekend and next week. Now my children are out of school, I might have more relaxed evenings. That would be nice. :)

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Silly Saturday Photos: Penguins, Camels and Adam Lambert

Yay for the weekend!
And Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!

I hope you all had a wonderful week! I think mine was good. Quite honestly, it was a whirlwind and between my kids' end of school things and the state of politics, it was over before I knew it. Which is probably a good thing, but it means most of my writing was done in my head and not much on paper.

Let's see some photos... (Found on icanhascheeseburger.com)

I looked it up. It's true penguins were nicknamed "arse-feet" in the 1800's!


For some reason it reminds me of Patrick Stewart?


Last night I had a dream I was riding a camel, and forgot until I saw this picture.
It was a weird dream.

Well, I think that's it for funny photos. Despite getting distracted by watching Adam Lambert videos on YouTube, this post is still taking way longer than it should to pull together. I have scrolled through lots of funny photos and I'm ready to call it for the week.

The thing about Adam Lambert is he is creatively inspirational to me. I can listen to any song - not just the ones I have on my Through the Fairy Ring playlist - and I get that itchy-to-create feeling. I'm not sure if it's the music or his talent for entertaining that makes me want to explore my own creativity. The persona he puts out to the public is unafraid and unapologetic. His music helps me to remember to be brave and overcome the fear of creative rejection. Here are some quotes from him that I like:

"I started rejecting the proper way to sing and I started singing."

"There's not a blueprint for me to follow."

"I think the more we as artists share ourselves openly, the more someone out there may feel inspired to do the same." (Flaunt Magazine, 2016)

So, yeah! Thanks Adam Lambert, for being an artistic emotional support!

Here's one of the songs that I attribute to Arden's character arc in TTFR. It's called Runnin' and is from the album Trespassing. It's not a video, just the music.



And with that, I'll call it a week!

Do you have an artistic emotional support system? What do you find motivates you to create?




Saturday, May 06, 2017

Silly Saturday Photos: Squirrel Games

Welcome to the weekend!

How was your week? Mine was crazy busy! I'm behind with paperwork at work, Boy 1 had an orchestra concert and Boy 2 had his birthday. It's all behind us now, though. On to the weekend, and editing and relaxation, right?

I found enough pictures I thought were cute that you don't have to read an actual post. I'm wondering what I should write about when I have to write a blog post. I haven't done that in so long!

Anyway, here's this week's offering of photos:


They look so determined!


They may eat my bird seed, but I'm still starting to find squirrels charming.


The way I feel by the end of the week. This is why I don't have friends.


So, that would be a no.


What applying for government assistance programs is like. You understand the direction, but it doesn't make sense.

A little science humor...

I think my favorite is the squirrel games. I laugh when I see flattened squirrels - unless their guts are beside them on the road. Then I feel sad.

I think I'm a little tired. Did I just write that?

Anyway, have an awesome weekend and try to stay sane next week!


Saturday, April 29, 2017

Silly Saturday Photos: Wolverine Kitty

Happy (late) Weekend!

How did your week go?

I'll admit, my week was pretty interesting. If you've been on Twitter, you'll already know that I tried to cut off my thumb with a mandolin slicer. The urgent care doctor glued the skin back down, but the glue is starting to come off and it doesn't look good at all. I can't tell if it's infected, or if it just looks gross.

I bought and read a book about writing short stories by James Scott Bell. I want to get back into short stories, and the book was really helpful. Sadly, I haven't actually written anything yet. I've been working, cooking and editing when I can. I have a journal, though, and I'm working on one story idea a day. Eventually I should find a story I want to write!

Well, let's see this week's photos! I actually saw some that were funny.





My dogs are so old, they only wish they could go for so many walks.




Every single time!!


Who knew Sauron was a girl.


The likeness is uncanny!

A punny joke!



My favorite is the Wolverine cat! It's so funny!

Have a lovely week and we'll see you next weekend!

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Surprise! A (Short and Random) Funny Photo Post

Surprise!

It's been a while, hasn't it! I apologize for the long wait. I couldn't find any funny photos. I did look, but either the world is not as funny, or I'm not as easily amused as in the past.

Actually, there might be something to that. Me not being as easily amused, I mean. I stopped taking anti-depressants several months ago because they were making my hair fall out. No joke, apparently a potential side effect of SSRI's is that they may make your hair follicles go to sleep. I'd not had that effect until several years ago, but didn't pin-point what was making my hair fall out until just recently. I'm happy to say much of the hair has grown back, and I don't seem to be crying for no reason yet, but I imagine it's entirely possible that my sense of humor has changed somewhat.

For the record, I went off the medication with my doctor's supervision. I don't recommend anyone stop taking medication for mental health issues solo. And my husband has strict orders that if he notices me acting like a super-emotional slug to tell me so I can work with my doctor on the issue. So far, so good, though.

Here's the photos I could find that were entertaining this week!


The realist's meme...


I actually jumped when I finally noticed to momma bear!

It looks like a skeksis from Dark Crystal! I wonder what bird that is.
Caption by purpledragonZ

Caption by shealafemme

In case you need help (I did) it's "Circle of Life."
I have made a decision that I am going to start writing posts to fill in for when I can't find any funny photos. I can't say what the posts will be about--probably a little about writing, a little about life. They may be super short, or maybe longer. The idea is to have a post every week, so I don't go over a month without posting again. Many of the people I began blogging with have disappeared, but I don't want to do that. I have so much time and effort put into this blog that I'm not willing to give it up. At least not yet!

My favorite photo was the YMCA praying mantis. It took me a second to figure the caption out, and when I did I actually laughed out loud--so it gets my vote!

Have a great week!

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Silly Saturday Photos: Bunny Beer

Happy Weekend!

How was your week? Was it like this?

Caption by deescarz on I Can Has Cheeseburger

That's how I've been feeling lately. It's all good though. I just remind myself that life's a process, and I just need to keep trying to get back on the branch. Keep trying and soon enough I'll lift myself up. Or maybe I'll get a little help, right?










Reminds me of the Ood in the Doctor Who show The Beast Below. "We will feed... We will feed... You."


Quite a Through the Fairy Ring meme. :)





I'm about the only person I know who is allergic to hops, and therefore, beer.

Well, that's about it! I hope you have a great upcoming week!

My favorite is the Beer with Extra Hops. It's a fun play on the word.

Did you like any photo in particular?

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Silly Saturday Photos: Sexy Kitty

Happy Weekend to all!

I started today off wrong, by scrolling through Twitter and reading all the political extremist's posts. And when I say political extremists, I mean both sides. A large part of the story of Through the Fairy Ring is Hazel trying to figure out what the hell is going on and who is the true bad guy. I really need to get my story done, as it sure seems relevant to the mess we have going on today.

I've been contemplating  putting TTFR on Wattpad as I rewrite it, but two things have stopped me from starting. The first is that it wouldn't have copy-editing. I, of course, would copy-edit it before I put it up, but it wouldn't have outside copy-editing at that point. The second reason is that I've been trying to decide if I want to release it at all as a to-buy book. But, a plus to putting it on Wattpad is that it would give me a shove to keep editing and getting the book done. Any of my writer friends have opinions? I really would like some feedback on the idea.

So, let's move on to the new photos! I'm sorry as usual that things got delayed a couple of extra weeks. I won't bore you with excuses. :)

Here you go!







My children in a nutshell. This gets so. Very. Old.









PUN!



I'm quite excited because my home is within totality for the solar eclipse this summer! It's a crazy thing to see. I was near totality for the solar eclipse when I was seven, and now I'm looking forward to sharing the experience with my children.

Have a wonderful weekend!

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